Dear School Crush,
Well, I coughed on you today. It seems like everyone at school is sick, and I'm just another person to add to your 'Avoid' list. I don't think you like me the way I like you, but on the bright side, my germs are inside of you, attacking your immune system as you read this. Slowly, but surely, you'll become another one of the infected, just like me! Then we'll have even more in common! You see? This was a match made in heaven.
When you come to school on Monday coughing and sneezing, you can thank my bacteria for that! I'll kindly give you one of my candy-like cough drops and we'll fall in love and ditch school to go chase geese around the lake. Since the common cold has no definite cure, why not spend those few days of miserableness together? I'll bring the crackers and you can bring seeds so we can feed the geese (even though we're not supposed to).
Hey, you may be sick, but at least it's
my germs attacking your immune system instead of those of that... strange kid who picks his nose and eats his boogers. Now, that would be disgusting. :roll: So, now, I leave you to remember me, and enjoy the bacteria I gave you.
Sincerely,
Alex
This entry was supposed to be slightly disturbing. Yes, I really did cough on my school crush, and yes, you will never know who this person is. You can try to narrow down the choices by asking them if I coughed on them, but then again, I coughed on everyone today...
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